Well, let me tell you. Somewhere outside of Boron, California, in the Mojave desert is an underground secret laboratory. It houses the world's one and only fully functioning shrimp magnet: a large magnet which attracts shrimp from all across the seas. The shrimp are then routed across the United States through a complex tubing system. The central shrimp traffic area is out of the basement of a house on San Antonio avenue in Alameda. The shrimp are first transported to this house via a large underground highway which runs under Interstate 5. Upon arrival they are sorted and sent off to smaller shrimp distributors. It is also in this house that dozens of small booklets of stories, essays, poems, comics, music, and coloring books are created by paid monkies, and later published and sold. Feel free to read the various selected writings and if you like, buy them. The comics and coloring books scan crappily thus are not posted, and the music is all on cassette tapes.
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victor |
